Friday, March 20, 2009

BAD MANNERS- The idea of India vs the idea of Pakistan

I was on my way to Delhi from Dhaka in Jet early morning. In the flight I had opportunity to read The Telegraph where I read this article which has really left me thoughtful. I thought people should read this article and hence, I am sharing this article here. Do comment your response on what is your opinion on Idea of India and on Idea of Pakistan !

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-Rajdeep

The Telegraph: Thursday-19- March (Kolkata) By Mukul Kesavan

During the Jaipur Literary Festival in 2009, Pakistani writers experienced a special kind of Indian incivility. Both in casual conversation and in formal question-and-answer sessions, they were asked if they thought that Pakistan was a good idea, the implication being that it wasn’t. Mohammed Hanif, the author of a wonderful satirical novel about Zia’s Pakistan, A Case of Exploding Mangoes, responded to a variation on this question by saying, patiently, that debating the virtue of Pakistan’s founding idea was less important than coming to terms with the fact that Pakistan was a real country that had to be reckoned with.
The interesting thing is that this question is often asked by people who can be reasonably described as liberals. They don’t want the reality of Pakistan undone and they would be appalled to be clubbed with sangh parivar rhetoricians who attack Pakistan as a Muslim abomination. And yet, despite themselves, the question rises unbidden to their lips. It isn’t normal in polite society to ask someone to repudiate his national identity as a preliminary to conversation and yet, well-intentioned Indians do precisely that.
Part of the reason for this is that the last few years have seen India’s stock rise in the world at the same time as Pakistan’s reputation as a nation-state has declined. Pakistan’s co-option into the ‘war against terror’, its role in incubating terrorists and the ugly spectacle of the state’s impotence in places like the NWFP and Swat have raised large questions about the nature of Pakistan as a nation. In their role as amateur physicians, liberal, non-chauvinist Indians are happy to attribute Pakistan’s current problems to its founding idea, and their diagnosis makes that idea sound like original sin.
Why do they do this? If I were a Pakistani I might reach for the idea that Indians, sixty years after the event, aren’t reconciled to Partition, that the need to write an alternative (happy) ending for the story of Gandhian nationalism makes them brood unproductively on the wrongness of the world as it exists. And I wouldn’t be wholly wrong: there is an element of historical denial in Indian attitudes towards Pakistan. But the liberal Indian’s need to press his Pakistani counterpart to admit to the wrongness of Pakistan is rooted in other things.
It’s rooted, first and most importantly, in the difference in the way the nation is imagined in India and Pakistan. Instead of basing its nationalism on the idea of a homogeneous People (as every European nationalism did), the Congress built it on its claim to represent different sorts of people.
In contrast, Pakistani nationalism was derived from the classic European template, the principle of sameness, which in Pakistan’s case was a shared religious identity: the Romantic idea of a homeland for a People, the subcontinent’s Muslim People. Had India embraced the RSS’s dream of a Hindu rashtra and become a Hindusthan instead of Hindostan, India would have been Pakistan by a different name. But it didn’t so choose, and that choice had important consequences for the evolution of the two republics.
An Indian liberal’s understanding of democracy and secularism is often subtly, but fundamentally, different from that of the Pakistani liberal. The difference I’m talking about has little to do with language or culture: it is located squarely in politics. Six decades of experience as a pluralist democracy has left Indian liberals with a particular set of political reflexes and instincts that are different from those of the progressive Pakistani.
Take the statement that Pakistani civil society is broadly secular because its electorate, whenever it’s given a chance to vote, votes overwhelmingly for secular political parties like the Pakistan People’s Party or the Pakistan Muslim League and not for fundamentalist or Islamist or ulema-controlled organizations like the Jamaat-e-Islami.
There is a useful and important distinction to be made between parties that support the implementation of sharia law and parties that support a secular code of law. And it’s likely that a majority of Pakistanis would rather not live in the Dar-ul-Islam dreamt of by fundamentalist Muslim parties. But this doesn’t make a country’s politics ‘secular’, not in the Indian construction of that term.
For an Indian like me who thinks of himself as liberal, the Pakistani state and the politics it sanctions, the politics within which its democratic processes are contained, isn’t and can’t be secular because Pakistan announces itself as an Islamic republic. It isn’t secular in the same way that Israel isn’t secular because it was brought into being as a Jewish state and functions as one. In my political lexicon, the term ‘secular’ means, above all, that the state must not be owned by, or act on behalf of, a religious community. This means that political dispensations that call themselves Jewish or Islamic or Buddhist (as Sri Lanka does) are, by definition, incapable of nurturing a secular politics. They are majoritarian, denominational states, inimical to the pluralist democracy that Indians have come to equate with political secularism.
This reflexive scepticism about the secular potential of denominational states is rooted in India’s domestic politics. Historically, the most serious threat to the pluralist and secular idea of India written into the Indian Constitution has been Hindu majoritarianism. The Bharatiya Janata Party and the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh would like to reconstitute India as a Hindu state. This would be, like Israel, a constitutional democracy with minorities free to worship and vote and associate, but nonetheless a state defined by the culture, the priorities and the prejudices of its religious majority.
This is not to claim that India’s constitutional pluralism translates into secular institutions or automatically protects minorities from discrimination and prejudice. It is to argue that to have this backwardness, this discrimination, these prejudices institutionalized and given the force of law in a formally majoritarian state is the secular Indian’s worst nightmare.
Majoritarianism is an ideology that creates two classes of citizens — those considered ‘natural’ citizens (Jews in Israel, Muslims in Pakistan, Sinhala Buddhists in Sri Lanka) and those who live under their protection (Arabs in Israel, Hindus in Pakistan, Tamils in Sri Lanka). No matter how earnestly such states enumerate the rights enjoyed by its minorities, they remain second-class citizens. For the secular Indian, the argument against majoritarianism in India is systematically subverted by the embrace of majoritarianism by its neighbours.
To look at the Sri Lankan and Pakistani flags is to see majoritarianism graphically proclaimed. The Sri Lankan flag has most of its surface area taken up by a Sinhala emblem, a rampant lion, while its minorities are represented by two thin stripes, one green (for Muslims), one orange for Tamils. The Pakistan flag is mainly green; the colour represents Islam as does the crescent-and-star device centred in the flag. The smaller white stripe stands for Pakistan’s religious minorities. Why is this important? It is important because states whose insignia and founding constitutions explicitly endorse a denominational affiliation create a dilemma for their ‘liberal’, ‘secular’ or ‘pluralist’ citizens.
The Indian liberal, even when he feels beleaguered by majoritarian mobilization or oppressed by its electoral success, knows that the Constitution is on his side. In his arguments against Hindutva, for example, he can invoke the Constitution because all the best lines in that charter were written for him. It is possible for a democratic pluralist or a liberal in India to be both politically correct and patriotic, to resist the state as it is by invoking the state as the Constitution lays down it should be.
But it’s hard for him to imagine how his Pakistani counterpart can reconcile liberal principles with the foundational idea of Pakistan, the idea of a Muslim homeland. Big ideas set limits on politics: no political party in Pakistan can challenge the illiberal, discriminatory idea of an Islamic republic and remain politically credible. This cuts both ways: it also follows that a Pakistani liberal will find it hard to be nationalist: to affirm the founding myth of Pakistan is to compromise his liberal values.
The case of Israel is a good example of the tension between liberal democratic values and the denominational nation- state. The recent bombing of Gaza and the slaughter of innocents were endorsed by every non-Arab Israeli party and by many who describe themselves as progressive or liberal. These liberals chose to be true to the Zionist ideal that underwrites Israel and to do this they had to park their principles.
Which brings us back to the rudeness of “do you think Pakistan was a good idea?” Indians oughtn’t ask this question because it’s rude and, given Pakistan’s current troubles, suggests a malicious satisfaction derived from its misfortunes. But it is important for Pakistanis to recognize that the motive behind it is a political anxiety, not Schadenfreude. The question springs from a need to be consistent in their view of the world: opposing majoritarianism within India necessarily implies rejecting it in the world. When they put the question, they are clumsily asking for reassurance that the pluralism enshrined in the idea of India has some resonance beyond its borders

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Hey there !

Hey Anonymous ! thanks for coming in. Hope I dont dissappoint you.
Apologies for being remaining suspended, but March is really not allowing spare time to be thoughtful to produce my article although I have so much to write about my trip of Azerbaijan and Bangladesh.

I am not sure how many of you has been known to the fact that I am a avid reader of MansWorld, It is the only magazine which I dont forget to pick and this practise has been maintained for last 26 months. While I accept that M and GQ are no less but just I dont fall into class of Armani/Hugo suits collector ! yah, who doesnt want to be classy (as what my friend francis quotes) but its is just that I found MW (Man's World) to be more useful to keep me upbrest with all Gadgets, Books, Movies, Style along with interesting contribution of Editorial and of Dr.Know. I would anyday recommand you guys to pick up one issue to go through.
As to the fact I know most of (none of them) my friends doesnt ready MW, I feel it is right place for me to take them through some of really interesting article. Also to my friends who are outside India.

So while I look out for more intresting content to make this blog more intresting, Here I present one of such article of MW " Stories from the Man's room ". So true,but I had never realise before reading this article, hah ha. So here it is down below.

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Monday, March 2, 2009

STORIES FROM THE MENS ROOM

Statutory warning: If the idea of male peeing habits is offensive stop now. Not warned off? Right, read on. I had always wondered if I was the odd guy out, especially in the "peeing habits" department, till I found an article on the web that put my inherent insecurity to rest. Thus assured, I talked the issue over with a few close pals, and after comparing notes, I am happy to announce that all my pals and I, are absolutely normal. So much so that by buddies insisted that I write, "What Do Guys Do While Peeing, But You Never Knew".
If you are a member of the species, which sits while peeing, there are a lot of things you don't know about the little pleasures that guys derive while peeing. And if you are just another insecure bloke, rest assured: you are normal. My earliest memories are as a kid in school-during the recess us guys used to rush to the loo to empty our bladders. All the young turks, each in his own stall going about his business, till one joker gets it into his head that he must check his hydraulics out by peeing over the stall partition into the adjacent urinal, thus starting an impromptu competition. I managed to hold my own...and of course there were disasters, but that's another story.
Moving into the teens, I discovered that most guys when they enter a public urinal, always head straight to a stall that's at either end of the line. As a cardinal rule, never, ever, next to another bloke going about his rightful business.If either end stalls are occupied, then you occupy the middle one, provided there are five or more. If all the stalls are occupied, then one just waits and squirms till an end stall without a bloke occupying an adjacent one is vacant. If by chance someone beats you to a vacant urinal (most likely to happen in a theatre) then you head for a closed cubicle and aaah....
Why do guys do this? As always, many theories. One is the fear of you being taken for a pervert. Or perhaps it's because we are scared that the guy next door will peek over and compare size and girth. What's worse is the fear that the joker is a compulsive splasher and loves to clean the pot thoroughly. Nobody really knows...but it's a fact.
In a public urinal, there's strictly no talking. You go about your business while humming the latest, or checking out the graffiti. And positively no eye contact with a guy you don't know. And yes, once you are done with most of us add a bit of fresh spit into the urinal. This is probably a hangover from the notion that the very air is polluted and so cleaning out the mouth would also be a good idea. I forget, whilst doing the do with ample company around, flatulence is a general no no. As a rule if we have to let one out, we make sure it's a silent one. Or try to make sure…

The advent of the automatic laser guided flush in public urinals has added a new fun element to peeing. Most of us never stand still while peeing, especially if one is inebriated-thus you tend to stagger and lurch about a little. The point being, the automatic do-dad doesn't understand our movements, thereby the flush keeps starting on and going off-don't ask me how we manage to keep our fronts dry...that's a trade secret though.
Naphthalene balls in a urinal are a major attraction to most guys. I for one love to aim at them and play my own version of urinal billiards and watch the foam rise. But my favourite is peeing in a regular potty-start peeing and at the same time hit the flush-the object being to finish peeing before the flush stops. If in a public potty (most likely in the office), us guys make sure that the stream doesn't hit the water in the bowl, you aim at the ceramic side, so that there's no water splashing sound at all.
When out hooching with the boys, on the way back home, a pee-break amidst nature is mandatory for us. All the guys stand in a line and let loose...the idea being who can pee the longest and who is capable of peeing the furthest. Anything for a competition. If by chance there's a strong wind blowing, you do make it a point not to stand downwind of a guy. Often in a sozzled state, one doesn't realize that one is peeing into the wind...that's when an onlooker is amazed at the fancy footwork we are capable of while trying to avoid getting splashed by your own pee.Talking of the pleasures of peeing outdoors, if one finds a convenient plant that needs to be watered, us guys usually help out the municipal department by adding fortified vitamins so that the young sapling may grow big and strong. If by chance the plant happens to be lower than the equipment in hand, we do make sure that it's thoroughly cleaned of all the dust and grime that it has accumulated. Oh...how can I forget, loose soil is irresistible to us guys...you just let loose and watch the puddle form and froth.
But best is peeing in the snow, as I found out a long time ago at Rohtang...as it is, the cold and the numerous layers of clothes make it difficult to find yourself, but once the matter is in hand, guys will usually doodle all over the snow and let loose their inherent drawing talent.Any other gems that you chaps can add to this list ?

By Ranajit Tendolkar
As contributed to MW Apr 2006